New Wave returns!


Post by Mr. Sharp on Mar 22, 2015 16:57:26 GMT

The New Wave Nation got the news they'd been waiting for this morning when it was announced that New Wave will be reopening its doors next week. Negotiations between former NW owner Chris Sharp and action channel Stampede TV reveal a new format.



Fans of the much-loved independent promotion welcomed news of the return which will see seventeen pay-per-view events over the course of one year. Each show will have its own identity and will take place every three weeks, but promises to deliver the same hard-hitting, high-flying action that once proved New Wave is Wrestling Upgraded!

After an explosive two years, the fastest-rising wrestling promotion fell hard when Sharp's former business associate Christine Marsh eloped with all the cash, forcing an immediate halt to production which led to the closure of the company. The 'Twisted Genius' although no longer in sole control, will remain with NW as producer and Director of Authority. When asked for a comment, Sharp had this to say: “BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH. HAHAHAHAHA. Ha.”

Commentary legend Sam Strachon will reportedly come out of retirement next month. The former voice of UCW, FWF and PWE was last seen in NEWera, but a poor working relation lead to him hanging up the headset. “They made me say things that weren't funny,” he told Parts Unknown Magazine. Sam took to SmackTalk this morning, posting "Thank fuck for that. This is my most expensive divorce yet."

No other names have been announced, sending social media into a frenzy over which new and returning Gladiators will be lacing up their boot and stepping through the purple ropes. Rumours of a Hulk Hogan versus "Smart" Mark Bisley have been shot down.

Tickets for the highly anticipated return show will go on sale next week. The event will air from Iowa's Carver-Hawkeye Arena and will be available live on Stampede TV or on-demand from wearethenewwave.proboards.com.
 
 

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James Kitson: I hear having mjød matches alone in your room is frowned upon these days Feb 5, 2024 19:30:00 GMT
Mr. Sharp: I miss you... Jan 24, 2024 12:06:35 GMT
Oswald Brodd: I miss mjød matches. Jan 20, 2024 1:37:26 GMT
James Kitson: Plus now I get 40% off my next jacket Sept 18, 2023 17:15:21 GMT
James Kitson: Love that I'm not the only person who wanders back here for a look around XD Sept 18, 2023 17:14:55 GMT
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The Fizz/Lord Raab: Of course it is silly Dan. Miss ya. Aug 9, 2022 16:41:43 GMT
Mr. Sharp: Is e-fedding still a thing? Fuck me, I wanna bring this place back so bad. May 12, 2022 20:16:29 GMT
Mr. Sharp: Me too. =[ Nov 6, 2021 15:05:43 GMT
tornadoadoado: I miss this place Feb 8, 2021 23:58:50 GMT
AEW: Anyone still use this place or is it dead? Jun 8, 2019 23:01:05 GMT
thexpose: Well i did offer to merge..... Jul 10, 2015 11:17:52 GMT
Mr. Sharp: Everything will be done tomorrow. =\ Jun 19, 2015 1:33:18 GMT
A passer by: Hi, looks like a good fed here Jun 18, 2015 19:05:24 GMT
thexpose: Hi mate Jun 17, 2015 23:35:57 GMT
thexpose: I was hoping not as I did offer a business proposal to in which we are trying to come to a solution Jun 14, 2015 17:38:43 GMT
"Primal" Jacky Sade: So is New Wave dead again? Jun 11, 2015 18:27:21 GMT
Mr. Sharp: Just to let y'all know... all the shop and site updates will be done when I get home from work tonight. Jun 5, 2015 9:53:09 GMT
thexpose: ?? Jun 4, 2015 23:13:55 GMT
thexpose: Bossman here sent you a PM check it out Jun 4, 2015 23:05:05 GMT
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